...and then I found $5.
This "blog" is a collection of useless things including, but not limited to:
• Pictures of my dog Macho
• Pictures of my other dog Beamer
• Things I try to DIY
• Races I run
• Tales of Love + Marriage
• Beautifying our Home Sweet Home
And many more random things!
Do you like money? Sign up for Ebates!
Skyping with my boys!
Eric to me
No, not me to Eric. Eric to me.
- Eric: Can you tell me your Citi card number?
- Me: [Immediately types out credit card number, expiration date and security code]
- Me: All from my memory!
- Eric: Cool
- Me: Isn't that great?!
- Eric: You shop too much.
- Me: You shop too little.
- Me: What do you want to do for your birthday tonight?
- Eric: Drink wine. Should we finish the bottle?
- Me: Uh, yeah. Do you want to?
- Eric: Yes.
It’s a very special someone’s 29th birthday today!
The yin to my yang.
The spaghetti to my meatballs.
The peanut butter to my jelly.
The bacon to my eggs.
The mashed potatoes to my gravy.
The chips to my dip.
The bread to my butter.
You get the point.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ERIC!
Also, now I’m hungry.
Not only does Eric make my lunch for me every morning…
- He measures out servings so I know how many calories I’m eating
- He puts my tomato slices in a separate container because I don’t like when my sandwich is soggy
- He gives me my apple cut up in pieces instead of whole because he knows I don’t like biting into them.
Eric and I are discussing arguing over whether bees poop or not.
(They do.)
GPOYWM - Gang Sign Edition
eating my birthday dinner all alone.
I guess I could wait for E to get home, but mama’s hungry.
- Me: i was going to use my ebates rebate for half of it
- Eric: so 95 is half of 250?
- Me: ya because 100 is half of 200. its called rounding
- Eric: those numbers u just provided are completely irrelevant
- Me: no, my ebates is 98 something which obvi rounds to 100, and 249 is closer to 200 than it is to 300, therefore 200
- Eric: ok that's fair, the other one is stupid. give me 49 dollars every time you buy something since it is just a rounding error
- Me: 49 dollars rounds down to $0 so i owe you nothing. its to the nearest hundred, dear husband
- Eric: but the 49 is very real. just because you round it doesn't mean it doesn't exist.
- Eric: i like it, but its like $250 for 6 pieces of metal
- Me: well your golf clubs are just 1 piece of metal and they are expensive
- Eric: this is true
- Me: bada bing, bada BOOM
Eric and I make up daily Haikus for Macho to encourage his healing.
Welcome back upstairs.
We missed you in the kitchen.
Macho lay down now.
- Eric: i went w/ purple shirt and black pinstripe suit
- Me: do you look nice?
- Eric: yes
- Me: on a scale from 1-10, how good do you look?
- Eric: 10
Eric suddenly perks up and starts watching The Bachelor during the beach volleyball scene.
