The time that the entire student body came to our tailgate:

The time that I played beer pong with my 11-year-old cousin…and he carried me. (He was drinking soda):

The time when I dropped my brand new, $400 Gucci sunglasses in a porta-potty AND THEN RETRIEVED THEM VIA MY BARE HAND. (Yes, I did.)

The time when my parents crashed a Tech game b/c they were in town for a funeral and my mom shows up wearing the same outfit that I was. Unplanned.

The time when I got punched in the face by some New Yorker named Rita whilst waiting in line at Jimmy Johns. (She was not a Hokie, by the way, so I’m still unclear as to what she was doing in Blacksburg.)

The time Eric got ‘iced’. (Remember when that was a thing?)

I should probably start conditioning my liver.