The time that the entire student body came to our tailgate:
The time that I played beer pong with my 11-year-old cousin…and he carried me. (He was drinking soda):
The time when I dropped my brand new, $400 Gucci sunglasses in a porta-potty AND THEN RETRIEVED THEM VIA MY BARE HAND. (Yes, I did.)
The time when my parents crashed a Tech game b/c they were in town for a funeral and my mom shows up wearing the same outfit that I was. Unplanned.
The time when I got punched in the face by some New Yorker named Rita whilst waiting in line at Jimmy Johns. (She was not a Hokie, by the way, so I’m still unclear as to what she was doing in Blacksburg.)
The time Eric got ‘iced’. (Remember when that was a thing?)
I should probably start conditioning my liver.