...and then I found $5.

fungazi:

ohheyychrissy:

I know he’s kinda stupid but he doesn’t really have to talk, does he?

Answer: no. not he doesn’t. 

[via colormenaive: haygirlhay sade]

Proof this dude should continue what he’s doing and fuck everything that walks: the amount of women I’ve seen reblog pictures of him just because he’s attractive.

If I was this dude, I’d walk around without a shirt on.  Any club he’d get kicked out of would be free publicity to remind the world he exists, which is necessary when you’re second fiddle to Phelps, and it would prolong his exposure to excessive amounts of fornication.  Homeboy’s gonna get the gold medal in high fiving when he gets back to America.

Also, herpes.

(via fungazi-deactivated20120817)