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So my quasi-ex from the end of college just got married (to a girl named Kim, no less!). 

It was a very unserious relationship that didn’t last too long, so no hard feelings either way. (Well, maybe he has some my way but that’s irrelevant.)

Anyway, they got married on the beach. The Jersey Shore, I believe. And it looked to be beautiful from the few pictures I’ve seen on Facebook.

Until I saw a couple more added today. There are literally beach-goers and sunbathers in their photos behind their “altar”. In the photos. All up in their business.

Why would someone, as a beach-goer, decide to park their fat ass right behind a wedding ceremony set up?

Why did no one tell them to move?

It’s unfortunate because it kind of ruins the pictures.

The end.

  1. td-tinydancer reblogged this from kimbaland and added:
    Someone parked their ass in front of the “altar” at my wedding. I cussed them out like you would not believe. They...
  2. maryanne said: I was vacationing and someone was getting married on the beach while I was in the water. I tried to move out of their pics but it’s hard to run through waves diagonally. Either way, that was the moment I decided to not ever get married on the beach.
  3. shewasalwayskristielee said: he was a potato soup eating doofus, he deserves to have beach goers in the background of his wedding pictures…LOL
  4. allisonfoley said: We had a semihomeless fisherman park himself in line w the bridesmaids for a minute at our wedding… I didn’t know about it at the time, but found it hilarious when I heard about it…
  5. omgwedding said: I was just at a beach wedding last weekend, and beach goers literally camped out in front of the ceremony and turned their bodies away from the beach & towards the ceremony to watch.
  6. emmysmacks said: I got married on the beach in the D.R. and since the beach was public, beach goers could could set up wherever they wanted. Some even stood with my guests. Annoying.
  7. umcanyounot said: I got married on a public beach and they roped off the area from behind the altar almost all the way to the water for this exact reason. So glad they did.
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