...and then I found $5.

unintendeddestination:

missmala:

The definitive review of 50 Shades, complete with gifs!

this is the greatest thing. ever

i laughed, i cried, it’s awesome

haygirlhay:

“The only thing worth noting is that it’s this kind of ignorant trash that sets feminism back decades. Any woman raving about this book is participating in some of the most blatant misogyny I’ve ever witnessed, cementing in some peoples’ minds the idea that women enjoy being debased, abused, and controlled.”

And boom. Hilarious.

The books were whatever…but this. This is spot on:

If I ever, ever ever have to hear/read the words “inner goddess” again, I’m going to construct a pyre out of tampons and maxi pads, light it, and toss unsuspecting women into it.