...and then I found $5.

An exquisite collection of pointless stories

  1. itsalwaysb said: Wow, I thought I was SO original on twitter. Sorry! Obviously that joke was played out long before I arrived.
  2. keepinitweil said: Best bonus ever. I bet more people unfollowed you for flaunting your newfound wealth.
  3. accidentalextrovert said: That’s it, I’m unfollowing!
  4. useyourindoorvoice said: Hope that’s not the bonus you were referring to.
  5. shewasalwayskristielee said: When you said your company gave you a bonus I couldn’t have imagined they’d be this generous!
  6. pleaseexcusethemess said: watch out you might lose some followers!
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