...and then I found $5.

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On Resourcefulness

I just bought some kind of table/entertainment center type thing from HomeGoods.

It didn’t lay flat in my trunk by like, 1/8 inch, therefore the trunk didn’t shut.

I had no string/twine (why would I?!) so I unclipped the long, removable strap from my purse, hooked it onto the trunk and anchored it underneath my car somewhere.

Voila!

Fuckin’ purses, man!

  1. shaba said: When I do stuff like that I can’t help but think,” Damn, I’d make a great secret agent.”
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