On Resourcefulness
I just bought some kind of table/entertainment center type thing from HomeGoods.
It didn’t lay flat in my trunk by like, 1/8 inch, therefore the trunk didn’t shut.
I had no string/twine (why would I?!) so I unclipped the long, removable strap from my purse, hooked it onto the trunk and anchored it underneath my car somewhere.
Voila!
Fuckin’ purses, man!