50 Shades of Grey: The Soundtrack
Let’s play a game where we compile all of the songs that will likely be on the 50 Shades of Grey movie soundtrack. I’ll go first: Rihanna - S&M What’s yours?
Beamer the Panting Statue Background pants by Macho Result of a 3 mile run in rather humid weather.
I just now realized that the almost-half marathon...
The iPhone Tumblr app is the worst thing since...
Cooking Light expects a half box of pasta to serve...
Running anything less than a 5 mile race is a...
I’m looking at you, 5ks.
I just stepped on the scale.
I'm like a record player.
Today I start a diet. I can’t even tell you how many cases of beer we went through last week and how many bags of various snacks. But my stomach and ass can.
OBX: A Photographic Review
I’m back from the beach, and I’m not happy about it. Join me in my misery as I share with you a couple of highlights from my trip: We caught sunsets. We drove on the beach. We played hide-and-seek. (And won.) We saw the wild horses… And the lone wild mule. We saw FLIPPER(S)! And enjoyed the water. We found out how much Beamer loves the beach! And...
I just watched 45 seconds of Miss Advised at the end of my DVR’d Real Housewives of New York and wanted to stab myself in the eyeballs.
But I don't want to go back to work tomorrow!