July 2012
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Am I the only one who thinks that Ryan Lochte is...
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Estimated total of wine bottles that were consumed between 6 p.m. and 1:30 a.m. last night.
Today's been emotional.
And it’s only 9:30.
I had SO much fun with my neighbors last night and was drinking/smoking hookah until 1:30 in neighbor’s driveway.
Since I work from home on Monday’s it’s not too big of a deal.
Well, this morning I was doing my compulsive earring-check and one of my diamond earrings was gone.
My mom gave these to me for my college graduation and each earring is 1/2...
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Ow.
Headache.
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Recipe Sourcing - APPS
Do you have a great (and easy) appetizer recipe you can share with me? Preferably something casual and that everyone would like.
Edit: Something that’s not bruschetta-esque? Made that last time!
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Kimbaland, DDS
Just gave myself a complete dental cleaning with my faux tools bought at the grocery store. There was blood and those terrible wrinkle lines when I was done so I’d say it was legit.
I don't know why or how, but I think my Tumblr was...
That last post wasn’t from me…so if anyone gets any weird messages or anything from me, disregard.
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If I wanted to work in freezing temperatures, I...
For the love of God, could somebody please let up on the AC?
Anonymous asked: Why haven't you been blogging much lately?
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About that stool...
I didn’t like what he was wearing.
So, I searched the internet near and far for the fabric I made my bathroom valances out of. (For what it’s worth, it wasn’t Waverly. It was Swavelle Mill Creek and is called Briarley Mocha.)
I found it. I ordered it.
I grabbed my trusty staple gun and screwdriver and went to work.
He looks much better now, wouldn’t you agree?
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Anonymous asked: Hey Buddy. Just wanted to stop by and say that I'm still here! I'm going through a little personal stuff right now and haven't really been able to afford to send you anything. Don't fret though, I will definitely be sending you something soon, probably to finally reveal who I am. Hope you have a fantastic day! <3-Your TB
“NCAA has defame[d] the legacy and contributions of a great coach and educator.”
– Paterno family statement
Oh really? That’s funny, because from what I’ve heard it seems that Joe Paterno et al turned their backs while Sandusky defamedfiled young boys.
It wouldn't be a Monday morning without seeing...
Ooof.
Are you blind?
Macho is snoring.
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I hate when those pesky garage walls move right in...
Oopsies.
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Dear stupid people:
fungazi:
jasencomstock:
inothernews:
You don’t have to have been involved in terrorism prior to your first -ever act of terrorism in order to be a terrorist.
Just ask, I don’t know, rookie terrorists.
What if he’s mentally ill?
Send all the mentally ill people to a prison camp in Cuba.
Doesn’t the fact that he shot up a movie theater automatically make him “mentally...
I never received it.
I love when people try to use this excuse re: a work email.
Oh really?
Let me just forward you the original message that you were in fact on.
Don't ever ask me to split a dish.
You get what you want.
I’ll get what I want.
There will be no leftovers.
On exes getting married, and being judgmental.
So my quasi-ex from the end of college just got married (to a girl named Kim, no less!).
It was a very unserious relationship that didn’t last too long, so no hard feelings either way. (Well, maybe he has some my way but that’s irrelevant.)
Anyway, they got married on the beach. The Jersey Shore, I believe. And it looked to be beautiful from the few pictures I’ve seen on...
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What Size Art Fits Your Wall?
The art should take up 4/7 of the selected space. Since this isn’t a fraction we see very often (if at all), use this math trick to get the size art you need:
Multiply your wall space (in inches) by .57 (4/7 turned into a decimal).
So say your area is 36 inches — you want to look for art that’s 20-21 inches wide.
Easy, right?
(via The Nest)
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“PML (P’d myself laughing!)”
– Facebook
New acronym alert! 