June 2012
Milk was a bad choice.
I didn’t have milk, but my adult dinner that consisted of a PB&J, pretzel thins and a Skinny Cow ice cream sandwich isn’t making my stomach feel very nice.
Jun 1st
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I am teaching my almost-14-year-old cousin how to...
Other things I’ve taught him: How to play beer pong (with soda, of course!) How to shot gun a beer (with soda, of course!) How to be overall awesome
Jun 1st
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May 2012
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May 31st
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May 31st
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A person who doesn't have tumblr showing me...
Them: look
Me: I saw that already
May 31st
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May 31st
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May 31st
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DIY: Cornhole Boards - CollegiateTimes.com →
I searched for DIY cornhole boards and a how-to from Virginia Tech’s newspaper, Collegiate Times, was one of the first few results. Yeahhhh Hokies!
May 31st
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Summer Garden Pasta
ooola-la: Barefoot Contessa can do no wrong! I love Ina’s recipes so much- this one included. This is a light pasta for summer that involves no cooking (besides boiling noodles)- perfect for hot days. Another bonus: leftovers are fabulous cold from the fridge. Summer Garden Pasta Recipe from Ina Garten *Note: I cut this recipe in half and still had leftovers! Ingredients: 4 pints cherry...
May 31st
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May 31st
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Thing That Makes My Blood Boil #5356
When ignorant fucks don’t get out of the way for an ambulance/fire truck.
May 31st
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May 30th
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May 30th
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Important Countdowns and Other Things
Upcoming Events June 2 - Eric Church concert June 9 - Wedding dress shopping with my sister June 15 - GETTING MY HAIR DONE* June 16-21 - Indianapolis for work conference June 30-July 7 - OUTER BANKS, NORTH CAROLINA *Should I cut it or keep it? Keep Cut What should I do, friends?
May 30th
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May 30th
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Insanity Schmanity
Yes, I’m still trucking along on the Insanity program. I just started my 2nd month, thanks to a week of sickness somewhere along the way. I’ve improved my fit test numbers each week—in every move—so that’s good.  But. I’m heavier than I was when I started. I’m no skinnier than I was when I started. I am noticeably stronger [I can do a couple of real...
May 30th
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ughcramps
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May 29th
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emilyposts replied to your post: Memorial Day Weekend in NJ: A Photographic Review update on your sister’s other dane she is trying to rescue? They said something about delivering him to them, but my sister hasn’t really heard much more than that. They are being super slow and weird. I gave him the name of Mac Daddy (Mac for short) and hope they keep it. Cute, right? kcsmalls replied to...
May 29th
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Memorial Day Weekend in NJ: A Photographic Review
Hot air balloons, sky divers and airplanes are a common sight from my parents deck. The bees were buzzing. The margs were flowing! I was drinking. The rain gave the flowers a drink (or three). The rain also produced a pretty sweet rainbow! (It was double at some point.) The puppies were smiling!
May 29th
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May 28th
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itsohkayt asked: Hi! Did you get Macho and Beamer at the same time? If not, how did you introduce one dog to the other?
May 28th
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May 26th
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May 26th
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WatchWatch
Macho exploring the empty pool. This dude is scared of absolutely nothing.
May 26th
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May 25th
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May 25th
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May 25th
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Remember when "hipster" was a style of underwear...
May 25th
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Salsa Update 2012
After a night in the fridge, I’m happy to report that the salsa is tasting much more like Uncle Julios! I think I should have used smaller tomatoes to increase the amount of charring that happens which will give it the darker color it is missing.
May 25th
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the long weekend is so... damn... close.
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May 25th
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May 24th
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May 24th
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Today on Facebook:
I learned about pelvic separation during pregnancy.
May 24th
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What I love about my job.
At my organization, I have found people really take the time to thank you for the things you’re doing/have done. Today, I was thanked for everything I’m doing in my boss’ absence. But not only was I told, so was my boss, the Vice President and the Executive Director. Sometimes the day-to-day wears me down, but at the end of the day I’m not only thankful to have a job,...
May 24th
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When there is nothing more I want than to put my...
May 24th
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May 24th
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misc.
umcanyounot: I read somewhere once that dogs can smell diseases inside of people so whenever James sniffs my ear I have a fleeting moment of panic that I am about to die.  Always self-diagnosing with lady-part maladies when the dogs try to sniff my crotch. 
May 24th
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To anyone buying me a gift ever:
Just give me Ballard gift cards. And lots of extra cash to cover the balance.
May 24th
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