Milk was a bad choice.
I didn’t have milk, but my adult dinner that consisted of a PB&J, pretzel thins and a Skinny Cow ice cream sandwich isn’t making my stomach feel very nice.
I am teaching my almost-14-year-old cousin how to...
Other things I’ve taught him: How to play beer pong (with soda, of course!) How to shot gun a beer (with soda, of course!) How to be overall awesome
A person who doesn't have tumblr showing me...
Me: I saw that already
DIY: Cornhole Boards - CollegiateTimes.com →
I searched for DIY cornhole boards and a how-to from Virginia Tech’s newspaper, Collegiate Times, was one of the first few results. Yeahhhh Hokies!
Summer Garden Pasta
ooola-la: Barefoot Contessa can do no wrong! I love Ina’s recipes so much- this one included. This is a light pasta for summer that involves no cooking (besides boiling noodles)- perfect for hot days. Another bonus: leftovers are fabulous cold from the fridge. Summer Garden Pasta Recipe from Ina Garten *Note: I cut this recipe in half and still had leftovers! Ingredients: 4 pints cherry...
Thing That Makes My Blood Boil #5356
When ignorant fucks don’t get out of the way for an ambulance/fire truck.
Important Countdowns and Other Things
Upcoming Events June 2 - Eric Church concert June 9 - Wedding dress shopping with my sister June 15 - GETTING MY HAIR DONE* June 16-21 - Indianapolis for work conference June 30-July 7 - OUTER BANKS, NORTH CAROLINA *Should I cut it or keep it? Keep Cut What should I do, friends?
Yes, I’m still trucking along on the Insanity program. I just started my 2nd month, thanks to a week of sickness somewhere along the way. I’ve improved my fit test numbers each week—in every move—so that’s good. But. I’m heavier than I was when I started. I’m no skinnier than I was when I started. I am noticeably stronger [I can do a couple of real...
emilyposts replied to your post: Memorial Day Weekend in NJ: A Photographic Review update on your sister’s other dane she is trying to rescue? They said something about delivering him to them, but my sister hasn’t really heard much more than that. They are being super slow and weird. I gave him the name of Mac Daddy (Mac for short) and hope they keep it. Cute, right? kcsmalls replied to...
Memorial Day Weekend in NJ: A Photographic Review
Hot air balloons, sky divers and airplanes are a common sight from my parents deck. The bees were buzzing. The margs were flowing! I was drinking. The rain gave the flowers a drink (or three). The rain also produced a pretty sweet rainbow! (It was double at some point.) The puppies were smiling!
itsohkayt asked: Hi! Did you get Macho and Beamer at the same time? If not, how did you introduce one dog to the other?
Macho exploring the empty pool. This dude is scared of absolutely nothing.
Remember when "hipster" was a style of underwear...
Salsa Update 2012
After a night in the fridge, I’m happy to report that the salsa is tasting much more like Uncle Julios! I think I should have used smaller tomatoes to increase the amount of charring that happens which will give it the darker color it is missing.
the long weekend is so... damn... close.
Today on Facebook:
I learned about pelvic separation during pregnancy.
What I love about my job.
At my organization, I have found people really take the time to thank you for the things you’re doing/have done. Today, I was thanked for everything I’m doing in my boss’ absence. But not only was I told, so was my boss, the Vice President and the Executive Director. Sometimes the day-to-day wears me down, but at the end of the day I’m not only thankful to have a job,...
When there is nothing more I want than to put my...
umcanyounot: I read somewhere once that dogs can smell diseases inside of people so whenever James sniffs my ear I have a fleeting moment of panic that I am about to die. Always self-diagnosing with lady-part maladies when the dogs try to sniff my crotch.
To anyone buying me a gift ever:
Just give me Ballard gift cards. And lots of extra cash to cover the balance.