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June 2011

Tumblr Scavenger Hunt: SALSA

I want you to provide me with the best salsa recipe. I’m talking regular tomato salsa—none of that weird, fancy shit. Ready, go!

Dearest Tumblr,

cadyheron: I’m sorry I have been neglecting you, as of late. You see, I am completely and utterly obsessed with the Casey Anthony trial, so I just wanted to tell you that this neglect will most likely continue until a verdict is reached. In hopes that you’ll forgive me, here is a hilarious picture of my new favorite person, Judge Belvy. Related: if you are really into all of this like I am,...

TheKnot.com and, subsequently, TheNest.com...

I'm not in much of a bloggin' rule this week.

Between the Casey Anthony trial and going on vacation on SATURDAY, I’m too preoccupied.

George Anthony is making me misty-eyed.

How can that horrendous bitch (Casey, clearly) just sit there and be OK with what she is doing to her family.

Just had to pull a tick off of Eric.

I didn’t like it.

Either I don't know how to use a measuring tape...

or I lost 1” in my hips, thighs, and waist! Thanks, Jillian!

Today I was told that I look "fresh".

Today I was told that I look "fresh".

Today I was told that I look "fresh".

Today I was told that I look "fresh".

Today I was told that I look "fresh".

Today I was told that I look "fresh".

Today I was told that I look "fresh".

Today I was told that I look "fresh".

Today I was told that I look "fresh".

Today I was told that I look "fresh".

Today I was told that I look "fresh".

Today I was told that I look "fresh".

Chicken Marsala tonight. With homemade mashed potatoes and steamed green beans. I’ll have seconds, please.

This weekend was super relaxing and productive. Eric was out of town which let me have a whole weekend of ME time, which included: Cleaning the entire house. Entire = scrubbed the walls with a scrub brush and a bucket of OxyClean to get those pesky scuff marks off. Eating ice cream for dinner. (Side note: Baskin Robbins now has vanilla soft serve ice cream which was pretty legit.) Let me...

Survey of the Day

Are you able to tie a knot in a cherry stem with your tongue?

OK, listen up creepos. If I don’t know you in real life (or “know you” on Tumblr), you are not allowed to “follow” me on Foursquare. Especially because you live in the same town as me.

Things Guys Should Know

Women do not like to be hollered at from dudes in a car. Unless, of course, said women are prostitutes.

I got into work 15 minutes early today. I’ve now been here for 45 min and haven’t been able to do anything because our network is down. I’m literally just sitting here.

Marley and Me is on.

Bridesmaids wasn't that hilarious, guys.

Disappointed in you all for misleading me.

Macho ate another plastic item.

Today’s productivity rating.

No, it’s not Father’s Day, but any day is a good day to brag about dads—right? My dad is the go-to person for pretty much every problem I have. Cars, computers, home improvement, etc. He can fix, and build, nearly anything and everything under the sun. In the rare case he can’t, he will have tried his hardest before saying “I can’t fix it.” Where would I...

I ran for 27 minutes and then couldn’t continue on due to cramps. Maybe it was the couple few multiple bites of wedding cake (yes, still) I ate before I ran.

Look for Less: Pippa's Blue Dress

whiskeybentandhellbound: chiconthecheap: Pippa Middleton looked gorgeous in this blue wrap dress (for which the designer has not yet been ID’d so far as I know): For a very similar style, check out this Jessica Simpson wrap dress: Jessica Simpson Chain Link Jersey Wrap Dress, $79, www.jessicasimpsoncollection.com Bought this dress months ago. Let the record show that Pippa and I are,...

Let Me Be Clear.

It has come to my attention that someone on Tumblr dresses/dressed their infant in a baby string bikini, like the one in the picture I posted earlier. I don’t know who this Tumblr is and I was not attacking them, whoever it is. (I honestly don’t even know; I must not follow them.) The inspiration of my “Survey of the Day” came from this article and it made me wonder what...

imeanduh replied to your photo: So my smarty-pants, super-motivated, CPA husband… 1. i have the same diploma frame thing! the one with the photo, that is. 2. i love that you have a framed picture of macho on your desk hahaha I love that frame! It was one of my graduation gifts from my parents. Actually, this photo (the one on the desk) is a photo of our other Golden, Jerzey, who died...