May 2011
May 31st
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I want to believe that there are other dogs out...
May 31st
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One of the worst things is...
Losing your tweezers. I, and my eyebrows, apologize.
May 31st
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May 31st
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Today it starts.
Jillian Michaels, I’ll see you later.
May 31st
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May 31st
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Diet needed immediately.
May 31st
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May 31st
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May 30th
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May 30th
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May 30th
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May 30th
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May 29th
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May 28th
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WatchWatch
shewasalwayskristielee: Macho splashing around in the pool - he loves it!
May 27th
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May 27th
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May 26th
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“On another front, Parrotheads in the Washington, D.C.-area upset about new...”
– Jimmy Buffett not liking the tailgating ban at Jiffy Lube Live
May 26th
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I just heard a dial-up modem.
THIS IS 2011. I’M IN AN OFFICE BUILDING. WHY DO I HEAR THIS?
May 26th
May 26th
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jodilyn asked: I saw this blog post this morning about the no tailgating rule at Jiffy Lube Live and it made me think of you: http://wapo.st/keoYhK
May 26th
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May 26th
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essicaessica asked: You already know this, at least you better, but Macho is SOOO handsome! Dog crush? Perhaps. I love dogs and I'm sure my Mocha would have loved Macho about 10 years ago, but right about now if a dog has even an ounce of energy she is not interested!
May 26th
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May 26th
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I think Kim Kardashian's ring is ugly.
May 26th
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On Packing
I’m headed home to NJ with Eric and Macho for Memorial Day Weekend. What I packed: 4 pajamas 6 sets of workout clothes/shoes 6 bathing suit combos 4 pairs of shorts 2 dresses 8 shirts Accessories 4 pairs of shoes What I’ll actually wear:  1 pair of pajamas 1 or 2 bathing suits A towel
May 26th
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May 25th
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Percocet makes me feel funny.
And I like it.
May 25th
Survey of the Day
What should we have for dinner?
May 25th
notthatkindagay replied to your post:I still haven’t unpacked my suitcase(s) from Portland. did you do anything fun?!?@ Can’t say I did. I was there on business, so…
May 25th
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Real Housewives and Plastic Surgery
Every time I watch Real Housewives—specifically Orange County—I wonder this: These women get loads of plastic surgery and likely look nothing like what they used to. Do they honestly think their children are cute even though they have some of the same features that they intentionally changed?
May 25th
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Us and Gifts
Come every holiday, birthday, anniversary I get the usual question: What did you get for him? or What did he get you? The answer to these questions is usually the same: Nothing really. Don’t get me wrong. Eric and I do exchange gifts, but they are usually very small ones.  This past year especially as we decided instead of gifts we’d save for a house. Which we were able to buy...
May 25th
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WHAT IN THE HELL WAS I THINKING
My thoughts as I looked in the mirror for the first time today since leaving for work.
May 25th
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$67 billion in vacation days, out the window →
I may not get many days, but you’d be silly to assume I don’t use every. single. hour. In fact, I’m currently “in the hole”.
May 25th
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I still haven't unpacked my suitcase(s) from...
I got home 1 week ago. The only reason I will do it tonight is so that I can re-pack for Memorial Day weekend, being spent at home in NEW JERSEY!
May 25th
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Alexis Couture →
Look what I found…
May 25th
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There's just something about it.
Counting my current injury (neck sprain), I’ve had 3 muscle pulls/strains in the past month and a half. This is new to me, but I’d be an idiot if I didn’t think they were all related to each other. I’ve been thinking about, and have been told by others, to seek out a Chiropractor. While this sounds like a good idea, in theory, it terrifies me. I remember going to the...
May 25th
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Temptation
I made it into work today. I wasn’t able to blow dry my hair (wahhh) so I left it “wavy” which really doesn’t work in my hair no mo’. My neck/back is starting to stiffen up and I’d really like to take a painkiller and/or muscle relaxer, but they make me so loopy and sleepy. Probably not a good combination at work.
May 25th
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May 25th
May 24th
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May 24th
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May 23rd
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Ouch
Severely pulled the muscle that is responsible for all upper body movement. Somewhere near where my neck, left shoulder and upper back all meet. Can’t. Move.
May 23rd
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May 23rd
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Bring it on down to Liquorville-ahhhh!
Been stuck in my head ever since Saturday night.
May 23rd
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Grapples—The Grape Flavored Apple →
Kids love ‘em for their sweetness. Moms love ‘em because they’re a delicious, healthy alternative for high fat, sugary snacks. The main question I have is…why not just eat grapes?
May 23rd
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May 23rd
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NO FUN ALLOWED
NO TAILGATING. This is a new rule at Jiffy Lube Live, the concert venue where we are planning to attend several more concerts this summer. Saturday was our first. We brought a small cooler of beer “just in case” the rule would be ignored, but it was not. At all. Cops AND event staff were enforcing the rule. First was a warning, then if you get caught a second time you’ll be...
May 23rd
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Confusion
This morning on my way to work I’m minding my own business, driving down the road at about 45 mph. Some guy from an intersection ahead of me pulls out, into my lane, causing me to slam on my brakes. I made some sort of “what in the fuck” gesture with my hands. (Note: did not flick him the bird) I switch lanes—as he was driving SLOW—and get back in front of him....
May 23rd
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May 23rd
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