November 2011
I've said it before...and I'll say it again:
Unfollow Post is the best thing that has ever happened to Facebook.
“I wanna make sure you remain private.”
– Kim Richards to her boyfriend on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills
Well, putting him on a TV show will help out with that.
RHOBH Post
I would feel extremely inadequate if I were Pandora. To normal people, her ring is beautiful and probably on the bigger side.
To these women, they probably need a magnifying glass to see it.
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Barfed = Bar Fed
Coincidence?
October 2011
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I'm in a state of inundation...
PLAY WITH ME!
Words/Hanging With Friends, you sickos.
kimmbaland
Anti-Democratic statements always result in less...
If I unfollowed every Obama loving person on Tumblr, I would only be following about 10 of you.
People—you need to realize that you can coexist with people of differing viewpoints. It’s what makes the world go round.
Carry on.
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The scariest thing came to our door tonight!
A democrat campaigner handing out election materials. Eric looked over them and said “Good. Now I know who not to vote for.”
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Update
Oh well. Trigger = pulled.
Salma
Petra
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HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO DO ALL OF MY ONLINE SHOPPING...
I don’t like this.
Not one bit.
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Better late than never?
At my work, we do things a little differently.
We are having a Halloween party. Not today. And not tomorrow either. But Wednesday! Two days after Halloween.
I don’t want to dress up because I don’t really “do” Halloween anymore. But I will “dress up” so I can wear jeans.
Therefore, I’m redoing this. Except without the customized shirt. I’ll just...
Out for Delivery, October 31, 2011, 9:52 am,...
I have a package coming to me by way of USPS.
According to the tracking information, it was “Out for Delivery” at 9:52 am. Meaning on the truck, on the road.
So. I’d like to know why our mail doesn’t get delivered until at least 5:00 pm?
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Eric's views on Kim Kardashian:
Me: kim kardashian is getting a divorce
Eric: cool
Me: im updating u on pop culture. 72 days. ryan seacrest confirmed
Eric: good for her
Me: im updating u!!
Eric: i know. i just want her to find love
Kim Kardashian to File for Divorce Against Kris... →
umcanyounot:
haygirlhay:
sweetvirginiabreeze:
vneckandacardigan:
Dangit, I bet it would last at least a year! I hate when I guess things wrong.
WOW, was not expecting her to dump the Human Great Dane so quickly!
72 days. To add to the wall of accomplishments. They live on opposite coasts so it’s not like they even spent any time together…and still? Wow.
These are the types of people...
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Today, Eric and I are locking in on a mortgage...
growingoldnotgrowingup replied to your photo: Cold is kicked. Wine glass is full. FINALLY!!!!!!!…
Glad you are feeling better—me too (FINALLY)! Thank god for the snow :)
Hip hip hooray! That was a really miserable week. Although, I think it was a cold as now Eric isn’t feeling so hot.
Oops?
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Another week of both fantasy teams winning!
League 1 (Brady Gaga): 3-5
League 2 (Let’s Get Rasharded): 8-0 (Yup, undefeated.)
Another reason Macho is the shit:
He kills eats bugs.
All I have to do is tap my toe near or point at said bug and away it goes.
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Know anyone looking for a rental in Reston? →
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jackiebarnes replied to your post: More bowl cut madness.
You look just like your dad!
I’ve never heard this. From anyone. In my life.
hingsthatkellyenjoys replied to your photo: Halloween Throwback (My mom is going through…
Were you the Queen Bee?
Sure was.
Some things never change.
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More bowl cut madness.
Dear Mom,
Why? WHY?!
Signed, Kim
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I just stole 2 tomato slices off of the catering...
Now I do.
They are hidden in a folded up paper towel.
I hope no one saw me snatch them up.
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just bought an erin condren planner.
conforming 2 tumblr 4 lyfe
THE WORST IS WHEN...
You feel a sneeze coming on.
You dive across the room/desk/car for a tissue.
Tissue acquired.
Urge to sneeze has gone away.
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Am I the only one who would rather not share:
Deodorant
Underwear
Bathing suits
Toothbrushes
Shower Loofas
Razors
with other people?
I never offer these items to anyone else, but I often encounter those who are willing to share theirs with me. The gesture is nice, like when I forgot to pack underwear this past weekend and my friend offered to let me wear a pair of hers—thanks, but no thanks. I’d rather wear the ones I have...
thecooknook replied to your post: Back to the grind.
have you tried ear candling? I’ve heard great success stories from it.
I have, actually. The place where I just bought a Groupon for a massage offers it and I was wondering about it. I’m hoping this is just severe head congestion from this cold and that it will go away soon. But if not, maybe I’ll give it a try!
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Back to the grind.
Feeling a little better, but not much.
But I can’t take three days off for a cold. Right?
Anyone know how to unclog ears? I feel like I’m at 50,000 ft. Won’t. Pop.
Thing Not to Do
Take the shaker tops off your spices.
And then open and dump said spices into your bruschetta mix.
Basil with a side of tomatoes.
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Where does all this snot even come from?
“We could use this as a theater room, but it’s a little cramped.”
– House Hunters
SHUT UP. You’re talking about a 3rd family room/loft/den/whatever in a 6,000 square foot house. I bet you’re in foreclosure as we speak.
Thoughts on this Katie Boyd chickadee...
From the previews I have seen on TV, I wouldn’t want her training me as … well, she doesn’t look so fit herself. I’m not calling her fat, but I’m also not calling her skinny.
Also, she looks like a man.
Just saw my first Christmas commercial.
Thanks, Avon.
I need recipes for things to make with my stand...
My baby is feeling neglected.
Ready? Go.
Home Sick, Day 2
Yesterday I probably shouldn’t have gone in the office. I felt OK when I woke up, with the assistance of some meds, but that “OK feeling” slowly went away throughout the day. I blew my nose no less than 50 times and I just felt guilty for being there, spreading my germs.
Last night was even worse, in terms of runny nose, and medicine didn’t seem to be helping.
So today...
