OJ - and I'm not talking about the drink
Two days ago I was talking to Eric about OJ Simpson’s murder trial of his ex-wife and was saying I couldn’t believe he was found innocent. I suggested that maybe the jury was scared that if they found him guilty OJ would find a way to harm them. (I know this is all very improbable, but I was just thinking out loud.) OJ Simpson had a lot of money and could hire someone to do that if he...
Boom! That’s a fart, motherfucker.– I Love You Man
Is there a "d" in congratulations?
No, there’s not. So stop writing “CONGRADS”, morons.
Brain hemorrhages are the new overdoses.
simplyjesss asked: How did the dress fitting go???
Is there ever really a good time to paint your nails?
My night in (fictitious) pictures.
First, I will go try on my wedding dress. Then, I will get dinner with my friend (and bridesmaid), Ashton. Then I will meet Eric and some of our friends at Spider Kelly’s for Happy Hour! (This picture is NOT fictitious.) I will drink drinks at Spider Kelly’s and celebrate the upcoming long weekend!
Wedding Reception Seating
Do I really need to account for rude people who RSVP “No” (or not at all) and then show up unannounced by having extra seats at a few tables? Please tell me no. And if you tell me yes, I need an explanation. I like my tables the way they are, damnit!
Today is an exciting day!
I get my wedding dress! (Assuming the alterations that were made are A-OK!) 23 days, guys. 23. Oh, and today was BACON DAY!
Study: Many Sunscreens May Be Accelerating Cancer
simplyjess: “Almost half of the 500 most popular sunscreen products may actually increase the speed at which malignant cells develop and spread skin cancer…” Scary stuff! Read the full article. Thanks for sending, Court! Here is the list of EWG’s top-rated, safest sunscreens for 2010. The mineral-based options at the top of the list are pretty pricey, so since I go through sunscreen like it’s...
Today in Marshalls,
I saw an older woman tweezing her chin hairs in a mirror next to the clothing racks. Seriously?
Please don’t use any variation of this “word”.
I’m going to be in a meeting all morning - right up to our kickoff. So...– E-mail from my boss
Eating Mississippi Mud Pie ice cream in bed while...
It’s been that kind of day.
All Lanes on Chain Bridge Open for Evening Rush
Following a weather-related delay over the weekend, all three lanes of Chain Bridge have now been reopened to traffic, DDOT officials said Tuesday. Beginning with this evening’s commute, two lanes will be available for outbound traffic, and one lane for inbound traffic. In the morning, two lanes will move inbound and one outbound. This is the same traffic pattern that existed on Chain...
Can't even be here anymore.
Funny how the people who are closest to you are the ones who could care the least. Well, maybe they care. But only about themselves. So fucking done.
GOOD MORNING KIM - YOU HAVE MADE MY MORNING AND PROBABLY MY WHOLE DAY! OMG ………. THANK YOU KIM FOR TAKING THIS SO LIGHTLY! YOU WOULDN’T BELIEVE HOW I AGONIZED OVER BREAKING THE NEWS TO YOU, IT MADE ME SICK TO HAVE TO TELL YOU! The other bride that I mentioned, that isn’t getting the flowers she wanted for the same reason, did not take it as well as you did. So...
Lost Finale Review
Really, LOST? REALLY? Thanks for wasting 6 years of my life. What did you think?
Living Under a Rock
Me: Who even likes Ray J ... Except Kim Kardashian I guess.
Eric: Wait, what about Kim Kardashian?
Me: I was implying that Kim Kardashian obviously likes Ray J because they made a sex tape together.
Eric: Oh, learn something new everyday!
Me: Seriously? You just learned that today? Oh Lord.
daslava: People still watch Grey’s Anatomy? My thoughts exactly.
I can't even comprehend the amount of crazy that...
Feelings are so 1979.– Kelly Bensimon
rustydotcom asked: so i got super busy my last weeks in DC and we didn't get to meet. SADFACE. did you decide on whether or not to do the MCM?
What in the WORLD?!
My uncle (this girl’s dad) just told me that the college baseball player they hosted at their house last summer is COUSINS with John Mayer! What a small world. Uncle Kurt, you gotta pull some strings and get the Mayster at my wedding! Or at least an autographed photo. Or at least a wedding gift in the form of a huge check.
I have 3 really bad habits that I just can’t seem to break: Pick at my nails Touch my face Pick at my lips As far as my nails go, I’ve always had short and stubby nails. When I see an imperfection in one such as a rough edge, hangnail, or flakey layer I have to pick at it. In my head I think I’m making it look better, but clearly it doesn’t work out that way. The few...