December 2010
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Attention Photoshoppers!
Are any of you fairly decent w/ PhotoShop? I need something really minor fixed in one of my photos, but I don’t have 1) PhotoShop or 2) photo editing skills.
Please inquire within!
coffeemochi-deactivated20120118 asked: I'm glad someone understands my pain. LOL.. just kidding.
Surprisingly, it was a breeze and was done and over faster than I expected.
Surprisingly, it was a breeze and was done and over faster than I expected.
November 2010
I just contemplated taking a Sprite out of a food drive bin.
WatchRock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock
Obviously.
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WatchSo, uh…Macho can twirl now.
Living up to his name, one day at a time.
getyourrunningshoeson:
… I’m totally one of those people that looks like a total bitch. I’m so NOT a bitch though. Just always deep in thought, I guess. Ugh, how do I change “that look?” Seriously…
I’m one of those people, as well. People always ask me what’s wrong when there is nothing wrong. And apparently I frown at my computer screen and look angry (when I’m not).
Gluteus Maximus
My Gluteus Maximuses (Maximi?) hurts like I did squats and intense pilates.
Except I did neither of those things.
In fact, I did nothing physical at all.
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emilyposts replied to your photo:Duh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh…
Bogey, Ace and I sat down this afternoon and had a discussion. It was unanimously decided that we are e-adopting Macho into our family because he is so freaking awesome. They send major love to their e-cousin.
We are honored and graciously accept your invitation!
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Beer Run
B-double E double R U-N, beer run
B-double E double R U-N, beer run
All we need is a ten and five-er,
a car and key and a sober driver.
B-double E double R U-N, beer run.
My jeans feel tight.
Watchfuckyeahvirginiatech:
Virginia Tech’s Enter Sandman entrance from the Nov. 27, 2010 game against the University of Virginia.
Coolest shit ever.
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Revelation
I am the exact opposite of Toby Keith’s “whisky girl”:
She ain’t into wine and roses
Beer just makes her turn up her nose and
She can’t stand the thought of sipping champagne
No Cuervo Gold margaritas
Just ain’t enough good burn in tequila
She needs somethin’ with a little more edge and a little more pain
She’s my little whiskey girl,...
zupoz:
A lot of people go out on the eve of Thanksgiving to drink & hang out with friends. I like staying in. Currently: watching a Jimmy Kimmel marathon (in sweat pants, while eating chocolate covered pretzels). I’m so fancy.
I did the whole Thanksgiving Eve going out thing once. It’s usually a huge high school reunion with a bunch of losers that never moved out of the area and are...
Facebook changed the sound that plays when you...
FIY. (Michael Scott)
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someone at work just had me sign an expense...
dontcallmeval:
and I put the date as Nov. 24, 1982, because that’s the way I’m used to writing today’s date.
Whoops?
This made me laugh out loud.
I hate the shirt I'm wearing today.
Oops?
On Good Morning America they were demonstrating methods NOT to use to put out small kitchen fires.
The reporter said, “If you have a relatively small fire like this one, put the lid on to contain the flames and turn the burner off.”
The fire went out for a second.
When she turned back toward the camera, the pan went up in even bigger flames behind her. The firefighter standing by...
I'm getting my hurrr did today and I have no idea...
This is a serious stress point in my life.
“We have reviewed your application and found you qualified for the position...”
– Rejection from the Government
So I’m qualified but unqualified at the same time? Neat.
...but then I got high.
Since we moved, I’ve only been to 2 yoga classes at the gym closer to our new place. Tonight was my 2nd time. The first time was definitely weird (an Indian teacher with dreads singing crazy chants), but tonight’s class takes the cake.
After realizing a third of the way through that I was practicing a different kind of yoga (Kundalini) verses the kind I’m used to practicing...
twohippiechic:
impromptu unfriending spree on the facebook. liberating as always.
Until these people add you back in a few weeks. Always happens. And I always accept.
“Hello Friday’s. I just finished the home version of your Sizzling Steak...”
– My dad’s e-mail to T.G.I. Friday’s.
Made me laugh out loud.
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Sitting Indian style hurts. So bad.
Unrelated, is that term PC these days? Probably not.
Also, do kids still say the Pledge of Allegiance in school or is that forbidden?
bees-knees:
I’ve been eating everything lately, which will henceforth be known as Training For Thanksgiving.
I’ve been training so hard.
emilyposts asked: Any news on your Mom and the golden?
Eric and I just got in a physical fight.
My weapon of choice: stainless steel tongs
His weapon of choice: ice cream scoop
My favorite spectator signs from the race today:
You actually paid money to do this?
Is this really what you do in your leisure time?
Toenails are overrated*
Run if you’re horny
I know a shortcut
I appreciated the funny signs more than I did the motivational ones.
*I have “Runner’s Toe” on both of my 2nd toes so I can relate. TMI, I know. If you don’t know what Runner’s Toe is you can Google it.
Ahhh!
Everytime I make a hair appointment I go back and forth for days about what I should do.
Keep it long or cut it?
Keep it super blonde or not as super blonde?
Layers or no layers?
Side bangs or no side bangs?
But I always do the same…just a trim, blonde highlights, slightly longer side bangs.
I think I’m bored—but my mom said “NO!” when I asked her if I should go...
Holiday Ornament/Decoration Swap is a go!
catinreallife:
It seems like there’s a good amount of people interested so let’s set this up!
The last day to sign up will be Monday, Nov. 29. I will email you your partner’s information on Tuesday, Nov. 30
Your ornament or decoration must be sent out by Dec. 15 (the post offices will be crazy packed and we want it to get there in time!).
If your partner doesn’t have a tree to put an ornament...
Running Addiction
Currently I’m laying on the couch in a good amount of pain yet I’m looking up the next half we can sign up for. I’ve decided on the National Half Marathon here in DC on March 26.
I know I can finish faster than I did today so I just need to prove it.
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I'm using my sweatpants as a blanket because I'm...
I think it's safe to say I will never attempt to...
The half was hard enough.
