February 2010
Lil Wayne's pants are (almost) on the ground.
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Grammy Outfits
I like how I sit here and judge the outfits some of these people are wearing.
Meanwhile, I’m curled up in the corner of the couch wearing the following:
White mid-calf athletic socks
Hot pink PINK cropped sweatpants (where they end, the socks begin)
An oversized long-sleeved t-shirt from a sorority philanthropy event
Moral of the story: Even Lady Gaga’s outfit looks better than...
I don't care who you are...
sunglasses are NOT meant to be worn indoors.
I don't care who you are...
sunglasses are NOT meant to be worn indoors.
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Is this what an acid trip feels like?
Black Eyed Peas
I’d rather listen to nails on a chalkboard than the Black Eyed Peas live.
January 2010
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My Saturday:
Dusting
Vacuuming
Clean bathroom
Whitening my teeth
Eric’s laundry (I’m a good wifey-to-be)
Preparing the baked ziti
Uncorking vino
Drinking it
Eating
I’m may or may not have purposely shaped the list like a sideways triangle. Off to do my duties!
Guess who's leaving early?
This girl!
I’m out. Happy Friday!
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Calling all people with really, really good...
Enter my contest! Should you win, you will receive a free 18x24 poster print of whatever photo you choose! (As long as it will blow up to that size.) Free poster, free shipping…what have you got to lose?
Just comment on this post to enter.
P.S. You don’t have to have super sweet photography skills, just a picture that you want enlarged. Wedding photo? Family portrait? The...
Anonymous asked: How do you plan on wearing you hair on your 'big day'?
How low can you go?
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Cycling Class
Tomorrow I’m going to my first ever spin/cycling class with a friend. Does anyone do these on a fairly regular basis? I have no idea what to expect and I’m really nervous. What do I wear? Tips/suggestions?
“Sometimes the one you thought would be your knight in shining armor turns out to...”
– FB Friend (via karadox)
Awesome. Pure genius.
(via whatthehale)
Today is an uneventful Friday.
Make it eventful and ask me something.
Dude, where's my phone?!
Me: SHIT! Where's my phone? Have you seen it?
Eric: No. (Starts to look around for it)
Me: I heard it ding earlier...ugh. Where could it be? (Looking everywhere)
Eric: I don't know, I don't see it anywhere.
Me: Oh, never mind I know where it is! I put it in my slipper last night after yoga class. (Retrieve my Blackberry from inside of my slipper.)
Eric: (Blankly staring) OK?
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“Using your arms, pull your legs up as far as possible. The only part of your...”
– Yoga instructor, Rachel
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JEWELRY!
You guys, OMG. I got my wedding jewelry in the mail today, and I can’t even explain how much I love it! They are pretty in the picture, but they are so much prettier in person! They just sparkle and shine like nobody’s business! I can’t wait to see how they look with my dress!
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
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Washington Post Traffic Alert
“Traffic Update: 5:08 PM 01/28/10, I-495 OUTER LOOP OF CAPITAL BELTWAY Southbound between THE MERGE WITH THE I-270 SPUR and THE AMERICAN LEGION BRIDGE (VIRGINIA SHORELINE), Slow traffic: Slow traffic. BECAUSE OF A COMBINATION OF FACTORS… SUNSHINE DELAYS AND A COLLECTION OF DEER THAT ARE STANDING NEAR CARDEROCK ON THE RIGHT SHOULDER. Allow extra time.”
Um, what?
I hate it when work ruins my day.
I had plans to take a stroll up to Walgreens around lunch time to purchase some new shampoo/conditioner and then hit up Starbucks for a mid-day cup-o-joe. That was until I realized I have 3 meetings this afternoon at the following times:
12:30-1:30
2:00 - 3:00
GOD that’s so irritating. It’s one thing that I can’t take my lil stroll, but it’s another when it leaves me...
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Guess what's in 2 weeks?
Ma birthdayyyyyyyyy, bitchezzzzz.
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Win a free 18x24 poster print!
In case you missed my post last night, I’m giving away another sweet prize! This time it’s an 18x24 (poster-sized) photo enlargement! Perfect for a wedding photo, engagement portrait, family photo, travel photo, etc.
Check out the post here. All you have to do to enter is leave me a comment! Contest closes at midnight on Sunday, February 7.
catinreallife asked: Jersey girl originally? North or South? :)
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State of the Union
It’s a giant circle jerk.
Jesus Christ, Pelosi.
Stay seated.
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Do you know what the coolest thing in the world...
No? Let me tell you.
The coolest thing in the world is that little multiplication trick we all learned back in the day. You know, the one with the fingers?
To this day, it still blows my mind. It’s the little things, people.
Anonymous asked: Do you even actually know anything about baseball or are you simply a "Yankees fan" when they happen to make the playoffs? I'm going to go with the former.
thatgirlnamedsmash-deactivated2 asked: Will you please do your hair in a Snooki bump? Pretty please?!
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Ask me something, anything!
Or I’ll whine like Snooki!
Dooo it.
Calling all nerds!
Re: My blog/theme looking strange in Internet Explorer
Yesterday I was saying how my blog looked funky when viewed in Internet Explorer. I noticed that the circles on the left of each post turned into squares, but specifically, this is what I was talking about:
White background of main column went away. Text became unreadable because it was on top of my black and white background.
Text ran...
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Survey
Does your company provide tissues?
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One day...
Kristie: I'm so glad I have Acting right now lol, I went to bed at like 3
Me: Haha, you can act like you're not hungover
Kristie: I don't get hangovers lol, I think I'm still a little drunk
Me: You will, little sister, you will. I was like that once upon a time.
