August 2009
Dwight Schrute has officially "made" it
“Dwight Schrute” was just an answer on the Double Jeopardy portion of Jeopardy.
Cleaning out my iTunes and found Az Yet’s...
The amount I ate this weekend (and it's not even...
On my dream last night...
Last night I had a dream that I landed (yes, I was flying…like with wings) at Beyonce and Jay Z’s house. They were pulling up in their Lamborghini as I was landing and I was so scared they would yell at me or send their guard dogs after me, but they welcomed me in. They let me spend the night and hang out with them. They were so nice and me and Beyonce were like, BFFs after all of...
OMG, so fat
I just had to loosen the ties on my shirt around my waist because I ate so much at dinner.
If you live in the DC area, I highly recommend Tutto Bene in Arlington. (Don’t let the looks of the building fool you.) I’ve never had a bad meal there. I usually order the veal caprese (which isn’t on the menu, but I had it once as a special and order it everytime) but this time I went...
On DJ AM
“Adam never did drugs before this, and he didn’t even drink,” the friend said. “He didn’t like forming an attachment to substances. He never wanted to be out of control and he took his work too seriously to party. … Friends are absolutely shocked. If its true this was totally not in his nature. One friend just saw him this week and said he seemed pretty...
Irony
I’m about to sit through an hour long TRAINING meeting run by people who can’t do their job correctly.
This should be really great. Hopefully I’ll find it humorous instead of a giant waste of fucking time.
Hate people who...
OK I know I said I needed to stop saying I hate PEOPLE who do [insert annoying action here] and focus on saying I hate WHEN people do [insert annoying action here].
So, I hate WHEN people upload pictures on Facebook and don’t rotate them so they are at the correct orientation. Like, really? I’ll send the chiropractor bill to you.
Can you hate someone you don't know?
Yes, absolutely. I absolutely hate my mom’s jerk of a boss. If I could punch him in the face, I would. If I could send him a nasty email, I would.
Fortunately for him, I can’t do either of these things, but trust that I want to.
Got the shakes
I thought I’d treat myself to a venti iced coffee from Starbucks today because I’m tired and it’s Friday.
Now I’m shaking and I’m only 2/3 of the way done.
“During one of my recent anxiety induced bouts of insomnia, I googled “I...”
– 2 birds, 1 blog is my new favorite blog
“…I was no longer amused by this situation. I would take a step, he’d...”
– Hilarious excerpt from 2 birds, 1 blog about a homeless man harassing her in Dupont Circle. (The story is hilarious, not that she was being harassed by a homeless man.)
Thanks to Bree for sharing this blog with me! I suggest everyone reads it. Girl’s blogs are in red, guy’s are in...
“The words peon and peonage are derived from the Spanish peón (pe’on). It...”
– Wikipedia
“You’re not the big man on the block anymore, you’re just a peon!”
– A girl I passed on a run last night talking to her friend about (and I”m assuming here) a guy that did her wrong
Almost 12 and single
theyahooanswers:
This is actually really sad. Have no fear, Ashley, your time will come. That was me when I was your age. I never had a boyfriend until I was 19, and now I’m marrying him. Anyway, don’t boys still “suck” at that age?
So...
I think I’m going to have a rehearsal PARTY instead of a rehearsal DINNER.
HP
me: how was HP?
Kristie: what?
me: didnt u go to hershey park?
Kristie: ohh, for some reason i thought you meant harry potter haha
me: oh yes how is my dear old friend harry? how's he doing at hogwarts?
Pregancy at work
No, I didn’t get pregnant at work.
But, there are SO MANY WOMEN…at ANY GIVEN TIME…who are pregnant here. It’s mind blowing.
Who would have thunk it?
That planning a rehearsal dinner would be the most stressful part of all wedding planning? If there is one thing Blacksburg is known for, it’s certainly not food.
2 tags
This whole cat vs. shark thing is by far the...
Actual Cost
ohnoitsthecops:
This woman at work ordered a pizza and told the people in her department that, “A cheese pizza only cost $6. It was $6.99. $6.” It was interesting to me that she rounded down 99 cents instead of up 1 cent. A roommate of mine in college always did that. She’d say she bought something for $12 when its price tag said $12.75. It’s like they ignore whatever is after the actual dollar...
Map My Run →
artinslowmotion:
overflowing:
Great site. If you like to run and you haven’t tried it, try it. Type in any location, pick your start, map your route and it will tell you how many miles your running. Handy little tool…especially for me as I learn my new neighborhood and pick my new running route :)
GREAT site from one of my favorite bloggers!
This is my favorite site! It tells you the...
Blows my mind that some BUSINESS PEOPLE can be so...
You realize this means LOST BUSINESS, right? How can you not answer e-mails? How can you not send me something you promised you would?
Your loss.
What are you doing labor day weekend?
“If the answer is you don’t know or nothing continue reading. Otherwise you can look forward to enjoying your beach getaway or family reunion without me. Because I will be celebrating the fruit of my labor in a cabana with some ice cold beverages and the worlds tallest enclosed dark tube slide weighing heavy on my conscience.
I am buying a cabana at King’s Dominion Water Works...
Random Thoughts From People Our Age
-I wish Google Maps had an “Avoid Ghetto” routing option.
-More often than not, when someone is telling me a story all I can think about is that I can’t wait for them to finish so that I can tell my own story that’s not only better, but also more directly involves me.
-Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong.
-I don’t understand the purpose of...
Today is 'National Post a Picture of Ted Kennedy...
