June 2009
Gag reflex
I can’t take pills to save my life.
Case in point this morning: I attempted to take 2 of the DayQuil capsules. My method for taking any sort of pill is to fill my mouth with water, tilt my head back, drop the pill it until it gets lost in the water, then swallow. Well this morning that didn’t quite work out as planned and i gagged/choked on the pill (just 1) and it flew out of my...
Hello....hellooo, hellooo, hellooo...
So I’m at work at 7:30 am and not a soul is here. I’ve never experienced this place so quite, it’s kind of weird. I don’t think I have too much to do today, so that’s good! I can’t wait until 12 and then my vacation starts!
Sweet
So it’s now 2:11 am (thats my b-day: February 11)…and I can’t fall asleep. It’s pretty awesome especially because I am getting up early to go in to work early.
Warning: I am about to spam you with Golden...
Words are funny.
Asshole is probably the funniest “bad word” to call someone. I mean, just think about it.
“WHAT?! Farrah Fawcett died? From what?”
– Overheard in the office
The effects of living under a rock
Speaking of superstitions...
I have never found a four-leaf clover!
Black cat crossed our path!
The other day when Eric and I were on a walk, a black cat laying in a driveway to our left got up, crossed our path to the other side of the road, waited until we passed, and then walked back.
I’m not superstitious or anything (I don’t think), but what the hell, CAT!? Way to make my mind wander.
KUSH →
“Sleep Support For Your Breasts”
Uhhh…
“I used to put like 8 in my mouth.”
– The one and only streetsofchicago
Nats fans recommend bar to Red Sox fans... →
Read this hilarious exchange during which Nationals fans recommend visiting Red Sox fans head to Remington’s after the game, without mentioning that it’s a big ol’ country and western-themed gay bar.
(via DCist.com)
1000-Series Metro Cars: How to Avoid Them, If You... →
For all you Metro riders that are now weary of the substandard trains…
I'm wearing 'Dress A' today.
In case anyone cares, which I know no one does. But I’ll also be wearing it to a wedding in 2 months. Shhh, don’t tell anyone.
Homeless: July 1
me: any weekend plans?
Kenton: not at the moment, still have some housing stuff to work out
me: ahh
Kenton: yeah, we are obviously down to the wire
me: obvi
me: there's some really nice homeless shelters in DC...seems like a very social place. everyone hangs out together outside smoking and drinking and leaving their trash behind. some rooms even have fans! (http://maps.google.com/maps?oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&ie=UTF-8&q=dc+homeless+shelter&fb=1&split=1&gl=us&ei=snlDSo3YGMqEtwfC44ihAQ&sa=X&oi=local_group&ct=image&resnum=1)
Kenton: sounds perfect, i'll give them a ring at lunch
Can we have 'Pants vs. Phenthouse: Round 2' today?
It made me laugh.
...and the sickness is here in full swing.
Damnit damnit damnit. Zicam and Emergen-C…I’m counting on you.
Bed early and hopefully I’ll wake up feeling better…?
(519): what if the hokey pokey really is what its...
shinyredballoon:
This used to be part of one of my jokes on the Jungle Cruise, loooong before texts from last night existed.
growingup:
(via elliep)
Favorite tfln ever. Always has been, always will be.
The HOKIE Pokey IS what it’s all about if you go to Virginia Tech! :)
Awesome, the sore throat is setting in!
Today I drank:
upsider:
24 oz of OJ
24 oz of Cranberry Juice
6 cups of Chamomile Tea
18 oz of Water
1 bowl of Chicken Noodle Soup
I’ve never had to pee so many times in one day, but I think I’m starting to feel better. Yay!
Looks like we have the same mission! Today I drank:
6 cups of water
1 cup of water w/ Emergen-C
1 cup of tea
Not as much as you, but I assure you…I feel rather acquainted...
Dinner date: canceled
So I woke up early to run for nothing!
However - my new sneakers were delivered today! I might just have to run around the block once or twice to try them out!
“Help me, I’m surrounded by idiots and they don’t even know they are...”
– Zicam Reviews on RateItAll.com
I was checking out reviews of Zicam (because I’ve never taken it before and was seeing if the $13 product I bought really does work) and saw this. She’s right!
Emergen-C
Why do they have to make this stuff taste so bad?
“I also want to train you in an old martial art called “Never Call A Black...”
– John Mayer to Perez Hilton
Sick for vacation
So it happens every year. The week before a long vacation (whole week off of work) someone around me gets sick. They get better by the end of the week and then guess who catches it just in time for vacation. THIS GUY! (well, GIRL!) It happened last year - I caught something at work and was sick the whole week in the Outer Banks. Could hardly breathe, runny nose, cough, sore throat - whole...
Useless Work E-Mails
Boss Lady: We need to come up with a term for e-mails that split off in different directions, with different information, and different recipients...only to create mega confusion and misunderstanding.
Me: I think there is a term for that already: Junk mail.
Glass
How many ounces of a liquid do you consider to be a “glass”?
'You Light Up My Life' Songwriter Indicted on Rape... →
NEW YORK — The Oscar-winning composer and director behind “You Light Up My Life” raped 11 women he lured to his apartment with the promise of a starring role in a movie, prosecutors said at his arraignment Tuesday.
I woke up at 6:30 and ran 3 miles.
I’m not sure why people think exercising gives you energy…I feel pretty wiped out. Liars.
I Promise...
To wake up early and run a few miles since we have a dinner date with STEPHANIE after work!
Also, I am going to move my alarm clock across the room right now - having it right next to my head doesn’t seem to work too well.
Today's only Tuesday??
Wahhhhhhhhh.
TMZ's Foot Fetish Contest →
Gross.
Call me insensitive, but I really don't care too...
In reference to celebrities including but not limited to: Heath Ledger, David Carradine, Bea Arthur, Ed McMahon, etc.
Disclaimer: This is not to say I want people to die or are happy when they do, just saying. I don’t lose a wink of sleep over it.
Update: I also don’t care about Jon & Kate + 8. They are stupid and just ruined 8 lives. I hope they are happy with themselves and...
Analogy.
streetsofchicago:
Perez Hilton : Gay People :: Flava Flav : Black People
Back story behind this:
SOC: this is a dumb question but what is the name for those things that are like “(blank) is to (blank) as (thing) is to (thing)”? me: analogies? SOC: analogies! me: duh stupid
