I’m gonna bang your friends! Consider them all banged.– Baby Mama
I love waking up early on nice days. So far today I: Went to the driving range (even hit a few!) Had a nice lunch outside on the balcony w/ E Went flower shopping/potted them Went on a walk Went on a run Productivity feels good. Now I’m lounging on the couch eating leftover quesadillas and chips from Rio Grande (SO GOOD!) and sipping on a beer. Ahhhh.
ventisette: The whole “fan” thing on facebook has become really ridiculous. I mean, at first it was an alright idea, I guess, like to show which TV shows you like and what kind of bands you’re into (although you really could just put that stuff in your info and it would be fine). But now people are just becoming fans of the stupidest things. Like.. “Laughing”? NO DUH. Thanks for letting us know...
I’m going to the driving range with Eric in a few minutes. I will attempt to hit some balls. This most likely will be a failure. Speaking of, I just watched the Today Show and they had on a 4-year old boy who made a hole-in-one on a Par 3.
I feel so...uncomfortable today.
Ashton: its 10x worse now that he has to use crutches. he is like well i cant walk so i cant do that
Me: tell him to get a motorized wheelchair. there are tons of options for handicaps
Ashton: i should get him a cap that says handy
Me: (15 minutes later) ok im not sure who's dumber...you for saying that or me for not 100% getting it until now
Need a laugh?
Search for “laughing baby” on YouTube. If you don’t laugh at videos of laughing babies, you are Satan.
Busy? On a Friday?
Who would have thought. This morning started out rough. R-O-U-G-H. Despite the sun shining and birds tweeting (not on Twitter) outside my window, I couldn’t get out of bed. I did the oh-so-dangerous thing where I turn my alarm off but stay in bed for “just a few more minutes”. Luckily I didn’t fall back asleep. I was running so late already but then I had to stop and...
Its Been a Minute
whytluda: can mean the following: something just happened a minute ago. a few minutes ago a week ago a forgetable unimportant amount of time ago years ago examples: “It’s been a minute since I had a beer” “It’s been a minute since I had to pee” “It’s been a minute since I went on a date” “It’s been a minute since I’ve been to a Cheifs game” “It’s been a minute since I was in grade...
Hey! Fuck you, McCauley! You fuckin’ idiot!– Irate Flyers player whose rant got picked up on the mike
What I just learned about Eric...
I have known Eric for almost exactly 5 years, this weekend actually. But tonight I learned that Eric has never peeled an orange. I found this out when I asked him to peel one for me while I was working out. What I saw was a disaster. I asked him if he had ever peeled one before and he responded, “I don’t know.” You learn something new every day.
Texts From Last Night →
Remember that text you shouldn’t have sent last night? We do.
Every type of Orbit gum sucks except for Sweet Mint. For some reason, it lasts much longer than any other flavor. Plus, it’s almost like you’re eating mint chocolate chip ice cream.
I have $8.40 in Metro cards
The $8.40 is split between 4 cards (3 Obama ones and 1 cute panda). I’m assuming this is from when the parents visited and I got everyone’s extra. Looks like I need to make some trips into D.C. soon.