Never was a big "SATC" fan...
but I’m home alone tonight and am going to watch the movie. I don’t think I’ll quite “get it” without watching the entire series, but I’m sure it’s not that deep.
Thanks for greeting me with a flat tire. Yours Truly, Kim
Just watched some Animal Channel HD. I guess it was an Antartica special or something, but there were orphan penguins that were being fought over by some mommy penguins. They mommy penguins ended up KILLING the chick they were fighting over. I cried. Don’t judge me.
There is something quite satisfying about drinking a glass of wine, alone. Especially after a long, long, long week.
Michelle: make it stop kim! ooooh..it got bigg!
me: that's what she said?
I feel like chicken tonight, like chicken tonight!!!– E
I just rearranged my entire desk, including the computer, so that the office snoop can’t keep tabs on me anymore. I’m not sure if I’m really allowed to do that but oh well. It’s been done. Now my desk is setup like Michael Scott’s.
When people upload 7 years of photos onto Facebook at once so that the entire “Recent Albums” section is dominated by them. No one cares about you that much.
Eric: for vday can we just go out to olive garden or something?
me: hope that's a joke! tell me the punchline later, i'm leaving
Eric: dude im broke
me: well talk later
Eric: thanks for understanding
M-W Word of the Day
I just signed up for Merriam-Webster’s “Word of the Day” emails. I can’t wait to have a kick-ass vocabulary!
Makes me laugh out loud several times a day. Is LOL-ing for poor people? You should follow.
For you, Mom
Cam: you have a golden retriever at your parents house, right?
Cam: how does your fam keep from having hair on everything?
me: my mom vacuums 2 times a day! i'm not kidding either.
Cam: haha, thats what i've been doing too
me: she goes through 1 vacuum every 2 years or so
I’m eating a banana for the first time in a longggg time. They certainly do make a gross noise when you chew them.
I LOVE tomatoes. I can eat them like apples I love them so much. They are my favorite part of a salad and I wait to eat them until everything else is gone. (I eat salad in this order: lettuce, peppers, carrots, cucumbers, tomatoes…I know, strange.) Anyway, I cannot and will not eat a cooked tomato as I think it’s the grossest thing ever. Weird, right?
D.C.'s 'Weather Wimps' Weigh In on Obama's Comment →
The only thing I might ever agree with Obama on…
Readers are leaders
I finally got a library card after over a year of living down here. It’s something I always meant to do, but never got around to it. As I was roaming around the library, I noticed I had a huge pile of books in my arms. I need to get out of the “I’m on summer break, don’t have a job, and will float in the pool and read all day” mindset and only take on 1-2 at a...
Today is a good day for all Republicans
Not a single Republican vote toward this ridiculous “stimulus” package. This is basically saying yes to America, yes to the economic principles this country was founded upon, yes to capitalism, yes to free markets, and a big no to the notion that certain things are “too big to fail”. With a Democratic majority, the package easily passed. But it feels like the Republican Party is slowly getting...
Your general IQ score is: 135
So, that makes me some kind of genius or something…right? Yea, I thought so too.
notthatkindagay: axelrod: walpaper: Make your own haiku. I have no patience Even more so when I’m sick Play along or die Sandwiches for free Snow falling down this morning This has been today We really like you Prefer more experienced We’ll keep you in mind My boss was not here. I wanted to leave early. My boss just came in.
I just realized my birthday is only 2 weeks away! 24…wow. I’m old.
Oh God, power…please go out! Our lights just started flickering here at the office. Last time this happened, over the summer, our power was out for 2 whole days = EXTRA LONG WEEKEND!
Fun facts about Tampa
Anyone going to the Super Bowl? Here are some fun facts about Tampa: There are a total of 43 strip clubs in Tampa. That’s more than the city’s hospitals (12), high schools (41), fire stations (21) or synagogues (13). The only place that rivals the clubs is McDonald’s, which also comes in at 43. (via TMZ)
Kanye West Announces New Name: Martin Louis the King Jr. Officially a bigger douche bag than he was before. Who knew that was possible?
Tumblr just turned so high school. Didn’t anyone learn ANYTHING from Paris Hilton or Kim Kardashian?
You shouldn't have...
me: what time does it get dark? my boss said i can leave before it gets dark
Michelle: um, like 5:24
me: damnit. so that's the end of the day?!
Michelle: basically yes
me: cool...sweet deal, boss lady.
Greatest ever letter of complaint →
noreaster: (via zenhabits) i need to hire this guy to write a few letters for me.
''Bizarre'' Species Found--Predatory Squirt →
Reason #237 I hate going in the ocean.
I forgot to report my whopping $25 interest earnings via my savings account on my taxes. Last year I forgot to report the dividends from my Exxon Mobil stock. I’m a tax evader. Maybe I shouldn’t make this info public. IRS, are you listening?
What the heck?!
Something just bit my finger. A mosquito? A flea? It’s so itchy! What kind of bugs have infested our apartment? OK, maybe I’m exaggerating a tad but no gusto bugs.
Dear Girl in the Gym, Was it necessary to talk on your cell phone for 10 minutes…while in the gym…while stretching?? I didn’t think so. Love, Kim