Worst intersection ever →
I’m going to vote for myself in the pumpkin contest downstairs. Is that “OK” to do?
Finally, I’m Myspace free! I was only on there to keep in touch 1 w/ friend from home, but she’s since joined Facebook! Adios.
Shout out to the slave masters! Without them we’d still be in Africa. We...– Soulja Boy. (via muppetpants)
I'm so lazy...
that I put my clothes in the dryer every morning instead of ironing them.
Looks like I have pink eye. Ewww. Just got an email at work with the subject “How Viral are You?” Hmm, how appropriate. Looks like I’m leaving work early.
I hate when you go through all the trouble of peeling an orange, and it sucks.
After my “detox weekend”, it’s good to know that alcohol isn’t the only thing that makes weekends go by fast. I now feel better about myself. Good night.
Go Big Blue!
Eric and I just had a conflict of interest: Steelers & Giants. I won. Go GIANTS!
I’m starting to watch LOST again from the beginning. I watched the first 2 seasons in Italy (thank you, iTunes store for saving us from Italian “TV”), but season 3 just got too weird for me. My motivation: I’d really like to be a part of the weekly 1-hour meetings (yes, at work) devoted to discussing the previous night’s episode.
Songs on demand →
He’s gone through stuff, and I’ve gone through stuff, and everyone...– Miley Cyrus on her boyfriend
I can’t seem to stop attempting to reply to the emails from Facebook saying “So and So” wrote on my wall. I keep trying to write back on THEIR wall via my email. It’s not gonna work! Well…that is until Facebook changes yet again.
I’m thinking that today will be one of those “come in late, take a long lunch, sneak out early” kinda days! Come in late ✓ Take a long lunch ✓ Sneak out early
Bite me. For the past week and 1/2 there has been really bad traffic on the way home from work. If this continues, I’m quitting. Not really, but I’m hoping for a good day today. Don’t disappoint me, 495.
Got unhappy STD news? Break it with an e-card. →
The “Story Highlights” say it all: Telling partner via e-card about STD is better than not telling at all, officials say 50,000 e-cards have been sent through free Web site since 2004 Effort started in San Francisco after syphilis outbreak linked to gay men’s chat room Focus group found people told significant others, but not their casual partners
me: idk what to be! :(
Ashton: a zebra, a monkey, a cat, a clown, a flower, a clock, a computer
me: are u looking at things in ur cubicle and telling me to be them?
Ashton: i just laughed OUT LOUD. YES I AM
me: why do you have a clown in your cubicle? creep alert
Free printed photo book! →
To anyone who may be interested, www.inkubook.com is running a promotion that allows you to make your own photo book for free! All you have to do is invite a friend to the site and pay $6.99 S&H. I just made one documenting my study abroad in Italy and am excited to get it! All you have to do is this: Sign up with Inkubook by October 24, 2008 and start your book. Using the...
Michigan Man Arrested for Car Wash Vacuum Sex →
Well…at least it wasn’t a child?
I was trying to be domestic. I was trying to bake an apple pie (I succeeded). OK…I did it but I’m not sure it was worth it. Peeler + my knuckle = not pretty. My poor thumb has been bleeding for about 12 hours now. Should have gone with the original “you should get stitches” suggestion….that’s what tomorrow is for. Right?
High and Low for LiLo
endorsethis: Lindsay Lohan —LiLo, if you will — was seen at DC’s Lotus Lounge last night with girlfriend Samantha Ronson, who played DJ to a Children’s Miracle Network fundraiser. “Reporting” live from Lotus, Lindsay writes on her blog: “Alright, so i am literally sitting in the dj booth at a club in Washington, D.C. where Samantha is djing and they have a computer at the back of the booth,...
Beggars can't be choosers...or can they?
A few weeks ago, I was telling a story about how my boyfriend and some friends were grilling out at a nearby apartment complex. They had some extra burgers and hot dogs that they weren’t going to eat and decided to offer the leftovers to a couple of bums hanging out on the other side of the fence. The 1st bum responded, “Nah, I’ve had a pretty good day”. The other bum...
I forgot to put on mascara today. At least I didn’t forget to wear a bra to work (Yes, I have done this a few times).
We ran out of tea at work and no one is ordering any more. Instead, I’ve been drinking a steaming cup of hot chocolate every morning. Brings me back to when I was little, warming up after playing in the snow all day, sans marshmallows. It doesn’t give me the “wake up” I want, but oh well. If only I could bring myself to stand the taste of coffee without putting heaps of...