January 2012
Again. Do not speak to me while I am going to the...
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I can count on you guys for anything.
And I mean anything.
Will try some of these suggestions!
Gracias.
2012 Wedding Lineup
May 12 - Pittsburgh
September 8 - New Orleans (YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
September 21 - Flip-Flip-Flipadelphia
October 13 - Joisey
Pretty excited about the upcoming travels!
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I have nose issues.
In the winter I get pretty severe nose issues.
I won’t make you read this unless you want to and think you can help me, because it’s definitely TMI. If you want to continue:
OK so mostly in the winter (dry air) I get, for a lack of a better term, scabby, boogery things in my nose. They obstruct my breathing and hurt. Blowing my nose irritates it more, I think, but they just...
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Anonymous asked: What kind of dog is Macho?
3 Surprising Reasons to Give Up Soda →
By now, it’s probably fair to say that most Americans know soda isn’t a health-promoting drink. Over the years, the carbonated beverage has been blamed for the obesity epidemic and rising healthcare costs. Some public health experts have even called for a soda tax to help deter people from drinking so much of it. While love handles and diabetes are obvious problems associated with...
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“Look, can’t make a hoe a housewife.”
– Snoop Dogg on Kim Kardashian
A Problem
Dropped my car off down the street this morning (7:30) to have the headlight looked at.
Called at 2:12 to ask what was going on as I had not heard from them.
Told me they’d call back in 30 minutes.
It is now 3:45 (1.5 hours later) and no phone call.
I leave work at 4:00 pm.
As of now, I do not have a car.
This is a problem.
I've never purchased anything from Anthropologie.
Does this get me exiled from Tumblr?
Survey of the Day
Do you feel guilty asking for time off from work?
I always do, and it’s so ridiculous. None of my bosses have ever given me trouble when I need time off, but I tend to get nervous about asking.
Am I alone?
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The Pointing Housewives
You’re not a real housewife without mastering “the point”.
Inspired by Ashley (UCYN).
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What's your Jeopardy story?
If you were on Jeopardy, what story or tidbit would you tell Alex?
When a salesman becomes a borderline stalker...
Dear [Redacted],
With all due respect, I’d appreciate it if you stopped contacting me. As I mentioned, we have no need for your services at this time.
Unless, of course, you were planning on sending more cookies.
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giantsrainbowsanddaisies replied to your photo: The pupadoos waiting for a post-run snack.
do they run with you?
Yes they do! They are really good running partners and have so much fun. This week we did 5-mile runs and it seems like they could go more. It’s great because then they come home and sleep until the next morning.
muppetpants replied to your post: Cookies
I was going to make a pizza bagel joke when I got to the office but you ruined it. RUINED IT!
Pizza Bagels are nothing to joke about, sir.
Let’s hear your joke anyway.
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Cookies
Cookies in the morning.
Cookies in the evening.
Cookies at suppertime.
When cookies…are right next to me…I can eat cookies anytime!
Eating the last one right now.
Shut up.
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Soup's On: Chunky Potato-Crab Chowder
emilyposts:
If you only make one soup I recommend all year, it should probably be this one. I love it so much! It’s the kind of thing that makes you want to call it Chowda. And it’s still low-cal.
Ingredients
2 tablespoons butter
1 cup chopped onion
3/4 cup chopped celery (I bend my no-celery rule for soup!)
1 garlic clove, minced
3 1/2 cups (1-inch) cubed red potato (about 1 pound)
3...
EmilyPosts: Soup's On: Creamy Tomato-Balsamic Soup →
emilyposts:
Is anyone tracking how many soups have the word “creamy” in the title this year? But they are just SO GOOD! And this one has some seriously awesome ingredients. I remember bragging about the crab soup, but this one rivals it big time. Something about it is just so fun to make. And the calories?…
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I just found out there's a pizzeria in our new...
I just found out there’s a pizzeria in our new office space.
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Survey of the Day
Let’s say you’re househunting.
You find the perfect house, needs-wise.
Then you realize you’d be living on Unicorn Drive.
Do you buy it?
Shorter version: Does the road name/address matter to you? (Not necessarily Unicorn in particular, just any weird name.)
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Can't. Stop. Eating. Cookies.
Some say they’re stale.
I say they’re cookies.
Just putting it out there...
this 1/2 marathon in March is going to be a disaster.
USPS Tracking is worthless.
By the time it updates with any information, I usually have already received the package.
Anonymous asked: Out of the remaining Republican candidates, who are you supporting and who do you think will make it to the November election?
Hugging Gabrielle Giffords does not a good...
Refraining from any other commentary regarding tonight’s address because speaking negatively about Obama gets Tumblr angry.
Beamer single...pawedly...has destructed our...
Scratches every.where.
Breathe.
dorothypzbornak replied to your photo: Our old intersection. All too familiar. I always thought that massage “institute” right there was a farce for a drug den
I know, so sketchy!
kbjb replied to your photo: Our old intersection. ha. i run by there like 2-4 times a week! does anyone actually eat at that indian restaurant?
Sangam was/is a running joke between Eric and I. I think I saw a...
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This girl at the dentist is wearing leggings with full-butt underwear. I know this because I can tell she has a giant wedgie.
Girl, thong. Thong, girl. Love each other.
Pro: Leaving work now!
Con: To go to the dentist.
Pro: Leaving work now!
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I'm not afraid of heights, but my zipper sure is!
"There's no such thing as a dumb question."
Dunkin' > Starbucks
Starbucks wins in the coffee drink department, but has nothing on DD when it comes to plain coffee.
(Usually we brew DD at home, but we had a bit of a snafu this morning with our coffeemaker so I had to stop by the brick & mortar.)