Get powerball ticket(s)!! and maybe some dog treats!!– My email to Eric
I'm wearing a racerback bra for the first time in...
My favorite tweezers turned up, after a year of being missing, under our bed as we were moving it to have our carpet replaced!!! Life changing! But I swear I looked there to begin with. Also, this is why my blog is called …and then I found $5, because my stories are pointless and contain way too many useless details. TL;DR: Yay!
"And then everyone said "jabroni!'": Dogs. They... →
callmerobin: caitydru: heywhysoserious: kimbaland: You wouldn’t go up and touch a child that you didn’t know/wasn’t yours without permission, would you?* Then don’t approach me and pet my dogs without asking me first. Thanks. *If you would, you probably shouldn’t. Yes. Yes. Yes.. OMG YES. For one, hi parents, don’t teach… I had some guy give me a dirty look because I told him I...
Dogs. They are like kids.
You wouldn’t go up and touch a child that you didn’t know/wasn’t yours without permission, would you?* Then don’t approach me and pet my dogs without asking me first. Thanks. *If you would, you probably shouldn’t.
Advice on places to eat, things to see/do?
Newlyweds: The First Year
Who else is watching this on Bravo? That Tina chick is actually insane.
I'm not crying watching Undercover Boss... you...
MACHO! He’s trotting now! Things have really improved for our big guy since I’ve been gone. Eric took this to show me how well he’s doing. Hooray!
Sonogram picture with hand weights photoshopped in...
How I Feel About Showering
If you haven’t noticed, this gif is applicable to my entire life.
Are you the one with the dogs?– Neighbor who I just met last weekend The cutest dogs on the planet? Yes. That would be me.
A Couple Beauty Product Reviews
Randomly in the mail one day I received a free Gillette Venus & Olay Exfoliating Razor from Giant (a local supermarket for you non DMVers) ((DMV = DC, Maryland, Virginia for you non DMVers)). I don’t know why it was sent to me, but it was. I happened to be out of razors, so I gave it a try. I was really caught off guard by the giant “moisture bar” thing around the razor...
I only have hot friends.– Amanda Bynes in inTouch
I just misread "Doherty" as "doucheberry".
So that’s how my day is going.
Who’s doing the current release of BODYPUMP, #85? I just want to discuss the track list and how hardcore some of the songs are.
I'm going to keep looking.
I don’t love either.
The Tumblr Effect
On Saturday Eric and I were planning to meet up with good friends of ours who had their first baby girl last month. We stopped by Dawn Price Baby in Reston Town Center to pick up a gift for her prior to dinner. I walked in and of course had no idea what to get. The one associate asked if I needed help finding anything and of course I said yes. She pointed to this giraffe who I immediately...
If you want to be a well-respected, mature...
don’t store things in your cleavage.