May 2013
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May 21st
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May 19th
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May 18th
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“Get powerball ticket(s)!! and maybe some dog treats!!”
– My email to Eric
May 17th
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May 17th
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I'm wearing a racerback bra for the first time in...
May 17th
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My favorite tweezers turned up, after a year of being missing, under our bed as we were moving it to have our carpet replaced!!! Life changing! But I swear I looked there to begin with. Also, this is why my blog is called …and then I found $5, because my stories are pointless and contain way too many useless details. TL;DR: Yay!
May 17th
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May 16th
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May 15th
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May 15th
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"And then everyone said "jabroni!'": Dogs. They... →
callmerobin: caitydru: heywhysoserious: kimbaland: You wouldn’t go up and touch a child that you didn’t know/wasn’t yours without permission, would you?* Then don’t approach me and pet my dogs without asking me first. Thanks. *If you would, you probably shouldn’t. Yes. Yes. Yes.. OMG YES. For one, hi parents, don’t teach… I had some guy give me a dirty look because I told him I...
May 15th
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Dogs. They are like kids.
You wouldn’t go up and touch a child that you didn’t know/wasn’t yours without permission, would you?*  Then don’t approach me and pet my dogs without asking me first. Thanks. *If you would, you probably shouldn’t.
May 15th
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May 14th
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Montreal.
Advice on places to eat, things to see/do?
May 14th
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Newlyweds: The First Year
Who else is watching this on Bravo? That Tina chick is actually insane.
May 14th
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May 13th
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May 12th
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I'm not crying watching Undercover Boss... you...
May 11th
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May 10th
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May 9th
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May 9th
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WatchWatch
MACHO! He’s trotting now! Things have really improved for our big guy since I’ve been gone. Eric took this to show me how well he’s doing. Hooray!
May 9th
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Sonogram picture with hand weights photoshopped in...
May 9th
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May 8th
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May 8th
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May 7th
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May 7th
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How I Feel About Showering
If you haven’t noticed, this gif is applicable to my entire life.
May 7th
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May 6th
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May 6th
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May 4th
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“Are you the one with the dogs?”
– Neighbor who I just met last weekend The cutest dogs on the planet? Yes. That would be me. 
May 3rd
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A Couple Beauty Product Reviews
Randomly in the mail one day I received a free Gillette Venus & Olay Exfoliating Razor from Giant (a local supermarket for you non DMVers) ((DMV = DC, Maryland, Virginia for you non DMVers)). I don’t know why it was sent to me, but it was. I happened to be out of razors, so I gave it a try. I was really caught off guard by the giant “moisture bar” thing around the razor...
May 3rd
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“I only have hot friends.”
– Amanda Bynes in inTouch
May 2nd
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I just misread "Doherty" as "doucheberry".
So that’s how my day is going.
May 2nd
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May 2nd
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May 1st
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May 1st
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May 1st
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BODYPUMP 85
Who’s doing the current release of BODYPUMP, #85? I just want to discuss the track list and how hardcore some of the songs are.
May 1st
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May 1st
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May 1st
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I'm going to keep looking.
I don’t love either.
May 1st
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May 1st
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April 2013
Apr 30th
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Apr 30th
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The Tumblr Effect
On Saturday Eric and I were planning to meet up with good friends of ours who had their first baby girl last month. We stopped by Dawn Price Baby in Reston Town Center to pick up a gift for her prior to dinner. I walked in and of course had no idea what to get. The one associate asked if I needed help finding anything and of course I said yes. She pointed to this giraffe who I immediately...
Apr 30th
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Apr 30th
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Apr 30th
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If you want to be a well-respected, mature...
don’t store things in your cleavage.
Apr 29th
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