(Source: beccaannabell)

I just bought some kind of table/entertainment center type thing from HomeGoods.

It didn’t lay flat in my trunk by like, 1/8 inch, therefore the trunk didn’t shut.

I had no string/twine (why would I?!) so I unclipped the long, removable strap from my purse, hooked it onto the trunk and anchored it underneath my car somewhere.

Voila!

Fuckin’ purses, man!

Here at my place of employment, there is a system for keeping the kitchen clean. It’s called Kitchen Duty.

For 1 week a year (which I realize isn’t that much) every employee is assigned to Kitchen Duty. It’s your job to run, empty and even load the dishwasher, if dishes have accumulated in the sink while it was running. Aside from the serious issues I have with touching other people’s crusty, soaking, slimy, grimy dishes they leave in the sink to be loaded into the dishwasher, you are also required to restock the coffee bar (which I don’t use), clean the counters (which I don’t touch), and clean out the splattery microwaves (which I don’t use). 

I couldn’t work from home today because this is my week.

So I’m curious…what is the kitchen/dish policy at your job?

And I mean anything.

Will try some of these suggestions!

Gracias.

May 12 - Pittsburgh

September 8 - New Orleans (YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

September 21 - Flip-Flip-Flipadelphia

October 13 - Joisey

Pretty excited about the upcoming travels!

In the winter I get pretty severe nose issues. 

I won’t make you read this unless you want to and think you can help me, because it’s definitely TMI. If you want to continue:

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